Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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