Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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