Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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