her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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