How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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