Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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