Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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