i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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