And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize
