He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i think my mom watched the whole time
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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