So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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