I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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