He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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