Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
