I wish my penis had an off switch
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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