STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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