Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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