Fine. I'll sleep in my office
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
