dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
ttyl tear gas
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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