dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
