Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize