Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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