when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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