I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
how drunk are you?
Several
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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