You're so nebulous sometimes
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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