No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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