so explain again why im purple
no
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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