five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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