question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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