I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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