Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
The struggles of a small town man whore
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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