Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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