he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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