I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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