question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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