what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
the raccoons are back...
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