She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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