I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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