Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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