just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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