The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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