I'm jealous of your bromance
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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