I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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