The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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