I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Randomize
