I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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