Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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