Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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