is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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