beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
last night I used snow as a chaser
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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