dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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