tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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