is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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